{"product_id":"the-desk-goose","title":"The Desk Goose","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Desk Goose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe unofficial supervisor of your workspace.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Desk Goose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — a hand-painted goose with a big personality and an even bigger sense of self-importance. Whether it’s keeping watch over your patio, office, bookshelf, gaming setup, or garden, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Desk Goose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e brings humor, charm, and just the right amount of chaos wherever it goes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6” tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Desk Goose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is compatible with many popular \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7” desk goose outfits and accessories\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, allowing you to dress it up for every season, holiday, or mood. From hoodies and sunglasses to costumes and hats, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Desk Goose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is always ready to make a statement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach goose is individually poured in concrete, hand-painted and sealed for durability, making every piece truly one of a kind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eApproximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6” tall\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eCompatible with many popular \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7” desk goose clothing and accessories\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndividually hand-painted by me\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSuitable for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eindoor or outdoor display\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSealed for added protection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece is uniquely finished by hand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI hand-paint every goose and do my absolute best to ensure each one is finished with care and attention to detail.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Once dressed, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Desk Goose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e may develop a superiority complex. 🪿😎\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Any clothing, accessories, or outfits shown in photos are for display purposes only and are not included with your purchase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"COLT creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51927435116865,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0853\/3986\/5409\/files\/4EA70CB7-8EA1-4E89-BCAF-759D5C38AEB3.jpg?v=1783265542","url":"https:\/\/coltcreations.ca\/products\/the-desk-goose","provider":"COLT creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}